Friday, October 7, 2011

GOP Legislator Works to Bring Dwarf Tossing Back to Florida

Ritch Workman
The economy is in ruins.  Unemployment threatens to break records.  America is in trouble.  People are scared, worrying about their future, wondering if they'll even be able to keep their homes.  Fortunately, someone has a plan.  One man has the courage, the integrity, and the will to stand up and fight for what's needed.

Ritch Workman, Republican legislator from Florida, has made it his goal to bring back dwarf-tossing.  If he succeeds, then Floridian bars will no longer languish under draconian laws dictating what entertainment is allowed and what is not.  No longer will little people have to suffer the cruel indignity of no one picking them up and drunkenly hurling them as far as possible.

After all, says State Representative Workman, "in this economy, or any economy, why would we want to prevent people from getting gainful employment?"

Fight on, you magnificent man.

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